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TheBigLemon
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Zac Featherston @TheBigLemon

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Posted by TheBigLemon - January 31st, 2008


Batman Begins

Fucking awesome. No lies.

The mother got The Lake House, but I'm not gonna watch that shit.

Brother still has Woodcock.

See you all next week.


Posted by TheBigLemon - January 27th, 2008


Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. AWESOME

Black Snake Moan. BORING

Mr. Woodcock. PRETTY GOOD, DIDN'T SUCK


Posted by TheBigLemon - January 24th, 2008


REMOVED FOR RUDENESS


Posted by TheBigLemon - January 19th, 2008


This week, I got From Dusk Till Dawn, and the mother got 3:10 to Yuma.

Faggot brother didn't send back his Invader Zim, so we still have that.

From Dusk Till Dawn went like this:

Boring, awesome, awesome, awesome, boring, awesome awesome, AWESOME, vampires, gay, gay, gay.

Overall, I didn't like it. I was loving it, right up until the part where that hot chick turned into a vampire and bit Quentin Tarantino, then it sucked.

Really.

Be back later with updates/reviews/pictures.

BTW: Cloverfield kicked ass.


Posted by TheBigLemon - January 12th, 2008


Alright, just got some new movies in :)

This week, I got Shoot 'Em Up, my brother got more Invader Zim, and the mum got Pursuit of Happiness.

Shoot 'Em Up was AWESOME. You should all watch it.

I'll update this later with pictures/other reviews.

Edit: Pursuit of Happiness was good.

Sent them back, forgot to take a picture. Will update in a few days when I get more movies.


Posted by TheBigLemon - January 3rd, 2008


Ok, so some of you guys have your porn of the week and such, but I'm going to take a DIFFERENT approach with my new...Netflix Of The Week!

Yes, about once a week I get a Netflix DVD in the mail, and I'm going to post it here because YOU ALL TOTALLY CARE.

This week, I got V for Vendetta. It's an awesome movie, which I'm going to go watch as soon as I post this.

My brother got an Invader Zim DVD.

Hooray!

Update: Pictures :D

Netflix Of The Week [1]


Posted by TheBigLemon - December 13th, 2007


A new story called Jim, enjoy it. More chapters to come.

Chapter 1-

Meet Jim. Jim lives in a dark little world. No bright lights, no loud music, no big festivals. Sure, the people in this world have fun, just their idea of fun is way different than our idea of fun.

They don't play ball, they don't hind n' seek, and they sure don't celebrate birthdays. They find joy in sitting around, watching dull dull dull tv all day.

This is the world, the whole world. Nothing more, nothing less. No one seems to care. No one seems to mind. No one seems to want this to change. No one, except Jim.

Jim was different than everyone else. He wants to do more than all of the lazy chuds in his world. He longs for friends who laugh, run, play, and actually do stuff, but alas, he is alone in these thoughts of a world with color and excitement.

Hi many attempts of getting his buddies to go do something in their metal hell go unheeded, unheard, and most unappreciated.

Crying for more than a single room to run with, Jim darts to the hall of this building, and runs.

It feels good to Jim. Stretching his muscles, muscles practically unused in his entire life, trapped in this iron box. He runs past hundreds of rooms, each with one bed per person, a tv, and a number. Jim sees some numbers on doors, and realizes he's never been this far into the hall.

After many stops, breaths, and breaks later, Jim see a very peculiar door. A door he had never seen in his life. He approaches the door very caustically, unaware of what is on the other side.

A word, printed on the door, in old, red, chipped paint, a word never seen by the eyes of many in the 'Hotel' as it's called. Jim goes to the door, and turns the knob. He can't believe his eyes. He goes out.

The word, 'Exit,' Jim didn't know what it meant.

Yet.

Chapter 2-

Jim walked around this strange new room he had never seen. The ceiling was so tall, he couldn't even see it, and no matter how hard he squinted and strained his eyes, he saw no walls.

There was weird white powder everywhere, that stuck together when he picked it up. He was cold, even in his long coat. His hands did something weird, they turned pink.

Jim looked at the door again, and there was bright light bulb over it. He looked up, and saw the outer walls of the Hotel for the first time. It was a big, cold, lifeless cube. No windows or doors, except the one he just left.

The top of the Hotel had the white powder on the roof, and the powder was falling from this bigger cube's ceiling.

Jim started to walk around the new room, away from the Hotel. Not too far from the door, he saw a pole in the ground. He approached it, his curiosity getting the best of him.

The pole was bent, and had many other miniature poles coming off of the main pole. It had a strange texture to it, not smooth like other poles. It was a brown color, and there was orange, red, brown, and yellow papers below it.

After about half an hour, Jim's curiosity was numbed by the blistering cold. He headed back to the bright light that told him where his door was.

He reluctantly entered the Hotel, back to the world where everyday is the same. Everyone does nothing.

His friends were still in the tv room in his room. They asked where he went, but he didn't know. He told them of the room with the high ceiling, and cold powder, but no one listened. No one cared.

In Jim's world, no one can find the time to do anything interesting, or listen to anything of importance, besides what the law man said.

What the law man says, goes.

No questions.

"Jim Crowling, please go to the law man's office immediately." said the nameless secretary over the room's PA system.


Posted by TheBigLemon - December 8th, 2007


Hey TBL, what'd you get for your birthday?

I got an angry faic shirt, an order of stickers, Metacolypse season 1 dvd, Voltron Volume 4 dvd, ands 40 bucks!

K :D


Posted by TheBigLemon - December 3rd, 2007


New header and stuff.

It's cool and all, but it's difficult to see all the shit on the sides.


Posted by TheBigLemon - November 28th, 2007


I'm sick, and it blows hard.

I have a head cold, and my throat is killing me.

Oh well, I'll get better :D