I wrote this for Rig-a-Dig-Dig while drunk, and he read it to the Stickam room, but now, I share it with all of you.

The Brave Little Toaster's Great Adventure!

Toaster and Lampy were sitting in the home of The Master on a warm, sunny summer's day. No one was home, so they were laying in front of Air Conditioner, enjoying his cool air.

"This is the life, ay Lampy?" said Toaster.

"You bet! I could do this all day long." said Lampy. Air Conditioner rolled his eyes, but continued blowing cold air on the two appliances.

Radio wondered into the room. "Heyyyy whatsa going on in here?" he excitedly yelled to the two.

"We're enjoying a nice artificial breeze, come join us!" Toaster yelled at Radio.

"Sounds like a plan, stan!" Radio said, bouncing over to his buddies.

Suddenly, the phone rang. The appliances knew better than to answer it, and let it ring. When it finished, they went back to enjoying the cool air.

Then a knock on the door. Toaster hurried to the kitchen, Radio to his table, and Lampy to his desk. They all froze, waiting for whoever was there to leave.

But they didn't. More knocking came, followed by pounding, and eventually...cracking. Whoever was at the door broke the it down and entered the home. His face was covered by a ski mask, and he was looking around for something to take.

"Hey, you get out of our house!" Kirby the vacuum cleaner said. He rushed to him, and hit him in the foot.

"The fuck? Is this some kind of Toy Story shit in this house?" the burglar said, picking up Kirby and throwing him out the door. Toaster sprang to life.

"You don't belong here! Leave now!" he shouted at the burglar.

"So, you're alive too. I know how to deal with you." The burglar picked up toaster, and unplugged him. He pulled his pants down, and slowly inserted his dick into the slots on Toaster's head.

"Woah, what do you think you're doing?!" Lampy said, hopping into the room.

"I'm fucking your toaster friend," the burglar said, thrusting in and out of Toaster's head. "And if you don't back off, you're next."

Lampy tired to attack, but the burglar was too quick. He unscrewed Lampy's base, and stuck the end of him up his own ass. With one hand, he pushed his dick into Toaster, and the other, he pushed Lampy deep inside of his ass.

Air Conditioner was laughing his frozen ass off. "Great! Fuck those bitches! Fuck them good!" he exclaimed.

"You shut up, cold man. I'm gonna fuck your filter out." the burglar snapped.

He threw Toaster on the ground, and moved (still with Lampy sticking out of his ass) to Air Conditioner.

"Woah now, you don't want to fuck me. I'm old, cold, and metal." Air Conditioner said, frightened.

"You have a point." the burglar said with a smirk. He pulled Lampy out of his ass, and wiped the shit that clung to his body over Air Conditioner's face. "How do you like that, heh? Eat my shit, you fuck."

Air Conditioner coughed and gagged as this man wiped his own shit all over his face. Toaster was crying in the kitchen. "You shut your goddamn mouth, you pussy toaster."

The burglar walked into the kitchen and squatted over Toaster. "Open wide, you little prick." The burglar pushed and pushed until a huge turd plopped out of his asshole, on Toaster's face. The burglar picked him up and continued fucking his slots. "You better fucking eat it."

With tear filled eyes, Toaster licked the shit off of his face. "That's right you stupid cunt. Now, where am I gonna cum?"

Just then, Blanky came down the steps. "What's going on? What's that noise?" The burglar smiled evilly. He threw the shit stained toaster to the ground, and walked to Blanky.

"You'll do fine."

"Fine for what? What are you doing to me? Master? MASTER?!" The burglar picked up Blanky and wrapped him around his dick. Pulling back and forth, laughing as Blanky cried in anguish.

"Yeah, you little fuck! Cry bitch!" He continued jerking off into Blanky until he spilled his load all over the inside of the poor little blanket.

Everyone, but the burglar, was crying. He laughed as he pulled his pants up. "I'm not even gonna steal anything. This was good enough." He walked over the broken door, and kicked Kirby in the face, laughing his ass off.

"What a great day." he said to himself.

Radio was hiding behind some books, and slowly emerged to look at the damage. Shit was everywhere. On the floor, on Lampy, on Air Conditioner, and worst of all, on (and in) Toaster. Radio hung his head in shame as him not doing anything, and wrapped his chord around his neck. He plugged himself in, and jumped off the shelf, which broke him in two, and killed him.

Toaster and Lampy plugged themselves in, and jumped into the bathtub, full of water.

And Blanky? You don't want to know about Blanky...